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The Fucking Cardinals Are Doing It Again

by Tommy Gimler I’m not sure which is worse anymore, getting the runs or watching the St. Louis Cardinals make yet another run for October. Only the Cincinnati Reds have a better record in the...

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Breaking Down Tonight’s Game Seven

by Tommy Gimler Unlike most men, baseball doesn’t kill my erection. It induces one. And if there is a Game 7 involved, unless she’s holding a poster of Rosie O’Donnell scissoring Kathy Bates, let’s...

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The DUD MLB Midseason Report: NL Central

by Tommy Gimler If you had Colorado’s Michael Cuddyer owning the season’s longest hitting streak at 27 games, you’re a fucking liar. Likewise, nobody pegged the Pittsburgh Pirates to own baseball’s...

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